omfg i did not fucking expect that
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material
I wasn’t feeling well so I fell sleep really early like 5 o’clock and I woke up and it said it was 7:20 and so I rushed to get ready and my parents refused me to drive to school even after I missed my bus so I started walking down the road and got about half a mile before I realized it was 7 PM
the worst part is that my parents don’t believe me. they think this is a prank. they actually don’t believe I’m this stupid
i made a page on my blog for determining whether or not you are my dad http://corporateaccount.tumblr.com/dad?
I’m fairly certain this is something Dukat would actually say