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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

How to make a “Braunslaught.”

mattbraunger:

1 banana, 2 tablespoons almond butter, 1 teaspoon brown sugar, 1/2 cup almond milk, 1/2 cup iced coffee. Blend.

Drink it down, savor the flavor, and take a second to be happy to be alive. Then go outside and punch your problems in the face.

officialunitedstates:

semi means half but semi-trucks are at least double the size of regular trucks

flamingo-trigger:

Great mail day!

flamingo-trigger:

Great mail day!

allthingslinguistic:

An interesting article on adjective ordering

Also related is this Tom Scott video on adjective ordering. The generalization that adjectives seem to be ordered the same way across a wide variety of languages is the type of data used as evidence for a cartographic approach to linguistics: detailed typological surveys of how aspects of language do or do not vary in very specific ways. 

Who should I follow? Besides you.
Anonymous
Have any of you (bewbin, pemsylvania, & officialunitedstates) ever met in person?
Anonymous

pemsylvania:

bewbin:

bombing:

we all meet once a year for the annual posters conference where we discuss important topics such as month to month follower gain and upcoming memes

x-files theme song is going to be next months theme so everybody get ready 

this is true

Mark Snow stole the theme from a Quee— (holds finger to ear) oh next month sorry

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

pemsylvania:

like a good neighbour state farm IS ALWAYS WATCHING YOU FOR SOME REASON