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pemsylvania:

there should be a tv show about people who binge watch tv shows and it should be on netflix so you can binge watch it

I am scorpion clickety clicking my claws to type this and I find scorpions to be the best sign because we live desert, we are so pinchy, we are much clickety click, and we are some but not all the time poisonous. This has been scorpion.
Anonymous

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

thanks scorpion

maxcapacity:

i got all 10 seasons of MST3K. this is my life now

Know That More’s Available

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

sprint’s framily plan commercials just make me think of dr steve brule

kwmurphy:

5 Fruits and Veggies You’ve Been Eating Wrong


You’ve been deep-frying lettuce. Why?


You swallow avocados whole. Just stop it! 


You smother ripe peaches in cheese sauce. You’re an awful person.


Quit jamming figs up your ass! (You know who you are)


Artichoke pudding?  No wonder God hates you.

kwmurphy:

5 Fruits and Veggies You’ve Been Eating Wrong

  1. You’ve been deep-frying lettuce. Why?

  2. You swallow avocados whole. Just stop it!

  3. You smother ripe peaches in cheese sauce. You’re an awful person.

  4. Quit jamming figs up your ass! (You know who you are)

  5. Artichoke pudding?  No wonder God hates you.

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

officialunitedstates:

do cosplayers dress up like that just cos’ ?  haha just a joke.

pemsylvania:

i wonder how many people have made up the “great minds think alike” quote