Foxy Shazam - Oh Lord
This is Peter Cushing. You may remember him as the Grand Moff Tarkin. Or as Baron von Frankenstein and Von Helsing in numerous Hammer films, or maybe as Heinrich Haussner in Son of Hitler.
Or maybe not. But in our latest riff, DR. WHO AND THE DALEKS, he plays the Doctor.
Kind of. His name is actually Dr. Who, he’s human, and he calls the Tardis simply “Tardis,” eschewing the article, as one ought when one mentions “Butthole Surfers.”
Where does this doctor fit in the continuum of the extant Eleven? He doesn’t. Best I can tell he’s maybe a distant relative, like maybe a Time Cousin, who’s just freeloading of his actual Time Lord family. He even got himself a Tardis, which I don’t think is really a Tardis, but one of those replica kits that you buy and build on the chassis of an old Volkswagen Beetle. But if you bumped into him at a cocktail party you’d probably mistake him for an actual Time Lord.
Those of you who are steeped in the canon will enjoy this odd side-trip down a movie studio cul-de-sac. Those of you who are new to Doctor Who, well, just think of this guy as you’re favorite Grand Moff indulging in a bit of cosplay before he goes off to do whatever unspeakable acts Grand Moffs do in their free time.
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